ponderkitty

  • Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
  • Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
  • Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
  • Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
  • Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
  • If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
  • If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
  • If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
  • If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
  • If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
  • You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?
  • Why does someone go to all the trouble to put those tiny little holes on pages of postage stamps when the pages always tear anywhere but there?
  • Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
  • Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  • Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a “ship”ment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called “car”go?
  • You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
  • Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
  • Why do you read dumb jokes like these when they only make you groan like that, as if in pain?

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