- Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
- Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
- Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
- Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
- Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
- If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
- If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
- If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
- If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
- If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
- You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?
- Why does someone go to all the trouble to put those tiny little holes on pages of postage stamps when the pages always tear anywhere but there?
- Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
- Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
- Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a “ship”ment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called “car”go?
- You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
- Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
- Why do you read dumb jokes like these when they only make you groan like that, as if in pain?
